Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women

Sep 3rd, 2009 | By oldhippydude | Category: Shows
TheOnion asked:


Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and rejection into their lives with just a few clicks of the mouse. More coverage at: onion.com

Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection…Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless!

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  1. I’m trying to get my dating video out there. Check it out on my channel!
    -Craig

  2. WORD…. all I go in the whole dating scene is to get ***** baby… and plenty!

  3. Why is it that literally EVERY Onion News video has some pointless argument going on in the comments?

  4. Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection…Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless!

    its so sad to see so many comments by people watching onion vids that think there serious news shorts. lol who are these people and please tell me that they dont vote………….

  5. Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection…Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless!

    Well unfortunately, it was after a comma XD.

  6. If it’s the first word in a sentence, it should.

    Nice try!

  7. The I in it’s shouldn’t be capitalized…. heh heh heh sorry had to do that.

  8. Wow, for some reason I accidentally started viewing this as a real news show for a minute.

  9. How serious can a lot of these women be when they seek men from 30-80?

  10. so all i have to do is quote the video i just watched and my comment will be rated like 5 thumbs up?

  11. ”What a bunch of dogs”

  12. Better than looking like a loveless nerd.

  13. Right, because looking like an idiot who can’t spell on the internet is cool…

  14. Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection…Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless!

    1:44

  15. “change the course of their pathetic lives.”
    LMFAO xD

  16. “It distracts women from killing themselves.”

  17. I just read an article in a magazine called Scientific Mind that gives helpful advice when it comes to online dating, check out my channel, I give a quick 1 minute over view

  18. Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection…Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless!

    Well, It’s step two. Everybody makes a mistake. So, shut the **** up.

  19. Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection…Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless!

    haha i love reading the events that scroll by on the bottom.

  20. Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection…Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless!

    *An

  21. shut up. Who are you a english teacher?

  22. Step one: learn spelling and grammar. Get back to me when that’s done, and then I’ll give you step 2.

  23. 0:17 25 ways to dress like a gentalman and still act like a total ****. jesus wear can I get one.

  24. love the ending lol.

  25. ROFL i know… i always watch the video then watch it again to read all of the info

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