“Skin Lotion’s A Secret”, A Song About Breaking Up.

Oct 8th, 2009 | By oldhippydude | Category: Comedy
mytoecold asked:


Out of nowhere, I swear. You can’t script this kind of gold. OFFICIAL LYRICS: She said “Skin Lotion’s a Secret” Stupid Hoe-hoe! Stupid Hoe-hoe! She said “Skin Lotion’s A Secret” No! It’s NOT! Because I saw it! It’s not a secret. A Secret Is Something that you don’t DENY! Emotional Pause. Then It Just Gets Exciting. OFFICIAL CHORDS: First you have to put a tamborine on your guitar. And Get a horn just like mine. Then hit guitar strings with horn (handle/button side) Beat Tamborine accordingly …

Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection…Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless!

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  1. kyleighstew October 9th, 2009 5:36 pm

    Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection…Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless!

    Your awesome:)
    Im your biggest fan seriously:)

  2. canadagirl18 October 10th, 2009 8:28 pm

    oh wow
    I never thought of playing a guitar that way..LOL

  3. ThreeDaysGraceeGirl October 12th, 2009 3:28 am

    Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection…Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless!

    lol!
    will an electric guitar work also instead of an acoustic. i want to try that someday, once i get a horn and a tambourine

  4. Taylor0Nicole666 October 12th, 2009 11:01 pm

    lol

  5. ohanimalcrackers October 15th, 2009 11:06 pm

    Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection…Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless!

    shit, are you okay.

    i don’t know if i want this one on my iPod.

  6. heyitsmejacob October 19th, 2009 5:34 am

    0:42 should be in a ******** mettalica song!!!! OMG AWSOMEEE

  7. heyitsmejacob October 21st, 2009 5:27 am

    FUUUUUUUCK ANARWHALLSSSSS

  8. crazystev3 October 22nd, 2009 3:39 pm

    Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection…Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless!

    HAHAHAHAHA!!.:].

  9. SkyeDandEvieS October 22nd, 2009 10:01 pm

    Im going to have your kids.

  10. niponStep October 24th, 2009 10:20 am

    Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection…Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless!

    i cant believe you were doing this when your parents were in XDDDD its great!!

  11. x3janniinnee October 27th, 2009 6:59 am

    you’re the best. cant stop laughing. LOL! :D

  12. quittersneverwin1455 October 30th, 2009 5:19 pm

    Interesting..

  13. SirenSima October 31st, 2009 2:39 pm

    Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection…Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless!

    If it was possible for him to blow the horn and the doll flying straight out, I would’ve laughed like a complete dork.

  14. mcrwillsaveurlife November 1st, 2009 3:59 pm

    i hear a record deal coming your way ;)

    haha goodjob.

  15. x0CarMan0x November 3rd, 2009 9:55 am

    Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection…Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless!

    A secrect is something you dont DENY!!! That was awesome

  16. msikmpa November 5th, 2009 4:53 pm

    LMFAO!!!!

  17. emilyandcaroline November 6th, 2009 6:15 pm

    Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection…Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless!

    “stupid HOE HOE!”

    that was so great.

  18. rotflshipms November 8th, 2009 5:14 pm

    LMAO

  19. JackieIsPurple November 10th, 2009 7:16 pm

    Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection…Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless!

    SHES IN MY HORNNN

  20. BrunetteBeauty274 November 11th, 2009 6:38 am

    Lmao! ily ur soo funny

  21. AlexandAlyshax3 November 13th, 2009 1:32 am

    hahaha ***?!!??!

    this is amazing!!

  22. meg4445 November 16th, 2009 7:40 am

    im inlove.
    DOMENOW.
    no wait.
    MARRYME?
    then doo me,
    and i think i wrote this on all your videos..
    so you might get it by nowXD

  23. xyourenotalone November 16th, 2009 2:42 pm

    lmfao! hahaaa

    (: amazing

  24. ansem150 November 18th, 2009 3:46 am

    Now You Can Stop Your Break Up, Divorce or Lovers Rejection…Even If Your Situation Seems Hopeless!

    I read the “Get a horn” part at the correct time. O.p

  25. anythingulike5 November 18th, 2009 6:08 am

    dont you have great times.

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